Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Enda Shows True Colours

An Tosspot, Edna Kenny,has shown his true colours to the public by revealing that he doesn't give two fucks about the country and it's people.
Trying to blend in with the Mayo supporters behind a pair of stupid sunglasses he was spotted by our investigative reporter, Tab Lloyd. Tab suggested, to an obviously pissed off for being spotted, Kenny, that maybe it wasn't wise to appear in public with so many people wanting to stick a hot poker up his hole. Kenny glared at Tab and snapped...

"Do you think I give monkey's arse about this state or these reprobates that inhabit it when there's an All-Ireland semi-final about to take place. We're playing the fucking Dubs for fucks sake, if we don't beat these bastards, God help this fucking country, you'v
e seen nothing yet, why do you think I've fucked everything up so far, because I'm an idiot? Fuck no, I'm no idiot, Mayo haven't won a fucking All-Ireland since 19 fucking 51, that's why, I take it out on the country, OK!!! Now fuck off!"

With that, Tab left our leader alone to indulge in his only passion.

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